The melody of U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer runs 62 notes across 15 bars, 0:57 long in G at 140 beats per minute. The tab sits almost entirely in the first two frets, one note at a time — no chords to barre and no strumming pattern to keep up with. A piano backing track plays the chords and bass underneath, so the line you are learning sounds like the record even at half speed.
Prefer to strum and sing it instead? U Can’t Touch This chords and lyrics.