The melody of Never Smile At A Crocodile by Jack Lawrence runs 122 notes across 25 bars, 1:08 long in Bb at 88 beats per minute. The tab sits almost entirely in the first two frets, one note at a time — no chords to barre and no strumming pattern to keep up with. A piano backing track plays the chords and bass underneath, so the line you are learning sounds like the record even at half speed.
Prefer to strum and sing it instead? Never Smile At A Crocodile chords and lyrics.