The melody of Mr. Apples by Madness runs 344 notes across 77 bars, 3:29 long in Bm at 138 beats per minute. The tab sits almost entirely in the first two frets, one note at a time — no chords to barre and no strumming pattern to keep up with. A piano backing track plays the chords and bass underneath, so the line you are learning sounds like the record even at half speed.
Prefer to strum and sing it instead? Mr. Apples chords and lyrics.