The melody of Battle Of Who Could Care Less by Ben Folds Five runs 331 notes across 69 bars, 3:18 long in Eb at 95 beats per minute. The tab sits almost entirely in the first two frets, one note at a time — no chords to barre and no strumming pattern to keep up with. A piano backing track plays the chords and bass underneath, so the line you are learning sounds like the record even at half speed.
Prefer to strum and sing it instead? Battle Of Who Could Care Less chords and lyrics.